The Curse of 06

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:30:48 -0500

“Your days are numbered Eggman” said Tails as he and Sonic rode into the Egg Carrier on the Tornado.

“The bad guys never learn do they tails?” Sonic beckoned his friend to fly further in

“But it is you who lose this time Sonic!” Robotnik laughed maniacally

The duo landed their vehicle and began destroying Robotniks machines “NO MY PRECIOUS ROBOTS I’LL GET YOU SONIC!”

A dark figure appeared out of nowhere “I have come to create time paradoxs and destroy your world with pointless melodrama!”

“HUH? What is this!?” A confused Sonic cried.

“It’s a loading screen Sonic. We have to wait for the stage to load.” Tails replied

“Aren’t loading screens supposed to last like only a few seconds. It’s been a half an hour.”

Another thirty minutes later. “Tails. remind me to install the game on the HDD next time we play it” said a frustrated Sonic.

“But that wont help Sonic, this game still has awful load times” replied Tails

“Where in The Green Hill Zone are we? Is this Grand Theft Auto?”

“It can’t be Sonic even GTA 3 has better graphics than this.”

“and why are my ears bleeding?”

“It’s your new theme Sonic it’s supposed to be edgy.”

“More like sharp edges in my ears also Tails, when did Amy dye her hair red,” Sonic pointed towards a red headed girl running towards him, “and uh become uh human?”

“THAT’S NOT AMY, SONIC!”

“KISS ME!” The girl screamed as she chased after Sonic.

“RUN!!” Sonic and Tails screamed in unison.

Five hours later. “Well after sixty nine deaths and eleven game overs we finally lost her Sonic.” Tails half heartedly grinned. “A job well done?”

“Is there a button to make my homing attack work or at least stop the camera from killing me?”

“The desingers didn’t think of that Sonic. They were more interested in cashing in on your name.”

“Hey there’s Shadow maybe he can help us get out of here, but why is driving a motorcyle?”

“Sonic let’s just leave him he hasn’t been the same since that awful spinoff.”

“HEY SHADOW!”

“Sonic?” Shadow looked towards Sonic for a moment and lost control of his bike and crashed into a silver haired hedgehog. An explosion soon followed.

A giant purple monster appeared from the explosion. “I AM THE TIME DEVOURER I AM HERE TO DESTORY YOUR WORLD AND CREATE A NEW ONE IN MY IMAGE.”

“Tails why is the final boss from Chrono Cross here?” said a confused Sonic.

“I just don’t know anymore Sonic, I just don’t know.” Tails put his hand to his forehead.

“Tails what’s this again?”

“Sigh. Seems to be another sixty minute loading screen Sonic.”

“Forget that I’m ending this now!” Sonic removed the disc from Tails’ XBOX 360 and they were returned to Tails’ work shop in the Mystic Ruins. “and to make sure no one plays this abomination ever again.” Sonic smashed the disc under his foot.

“Who would do such a thing to us, Sonic?”

“Shun Nakamura. He tried to off us in 2006 guess he came to finish the job.”

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